saved doug last chap let’s see how this goes
YES, YOU THREE KNOW WHO I AM TALKING TO.
EVERYTHING WILL GO SMOOTHLY…..
For the sake of my own pretty life
“Corporeal or not, I can take him. And then Cho will have to devour him because my dress will be ruined.”
You will ruin your dress with blood anyways. Now have some etiquette and give me all your knives and sharp things, i will be confiscating those until the day of the wedding
“You would have to kill me before I give up my weapons. It’s not like I’m going to walk down the aisle with a sword at my hip, but I won’t be caught without my daggers on me. So you might as well step down now and just go tend on whatever other duties Ira has for you, summoner.”
I can’t technically kill you because if i do there wouldn’t be any wedding to attend, so please, work with me and give me at least the half of those.
Come on, i know you can do this, is not that hard.
“If you’re so insistent then I’ll let you hold my swords on the day itself, but I’m not parting with a single blade before then. I do have to fight in the League, and I do have to work outside of it, and they are very crucial to both jobs.”
Alright, i’m cool with that, also all sharp objects will be at least 10 mts away from you…to avoid ‘Accidents’
“Corporeal or not, I can take him. And then Cho will have to devour him because my dress will be ruined.”
You will ruin your dress with blood anyways. Now have some etiquette and give me all your knives and sharp things, i will be confiscating those until the day of the wedding
“You would have to kill me before I give up my weapons. It’s not like I’m going to walk down the aisle with a sword at my hip, but I won’t be caught without my daggers on me. So you might as well step down now and just go tend on whatever other duties Ira has for you, summoner.”
I can’t technically kill you because if i do there wouldn’t be any wedding to attend, so please, work with me and give me at least the half of those.
Come on, i know you can do this, is not that hard.
A WEDDING!? REALLY!? OH MY GOD! OF COURSE! I WOULD BE HONORED!
‘Fantastic! Yer now in charge of booze. Sound good to yeh? Also…. Help me keep Katarina from stabbin people f’she starts gettin’ a little nervous… She’s a bit stressed about all of this an’ I dont need blades stickin’ in my guests. Most of em anyways~!’
Of course! , whatever you need! . THIS IS SO EXCITING!
“Hmph. If they give me reason to I’ll stab them, whether you like it or not.”
Oh hell no!, everything must be perfect, you will behave or i’ll make thresh chain you to the altar.
“Corporeal or not, I can take him. And then Cho will have to devour him because my dress will be ruined.”
You will ruin your dress with blood anyways. Now have some etiquette and give me all your knives and sharp things, i will be confiscating those until the day of the wedding